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Advertise With Us
We're the biggest sellouts on the planet. In fact, way back in
1998, we sold out about 1.7 seconds after the site was launched.
We'll bite into advertising offers faster than a rabid pit bull at Kindergarden
"show and tell." And while you're struck with fear and saying "cute
doggy!" we'll be urinating on the fire hydrant right outside the bank--on
our way in to cash the check!
We're a very prestigous place to advertise your company. We've been known not
to run ads for such clients as:
Kraft Foods
Microsoft
Dell Computers
Viagra
SAAB
& Hundreds of laser eye surgery hucksters
If you're interested in advertising on LostBrain, and would like to hear about
our affordable (we're not kidding, we're desperate) rates write
to Brandon@lostbrain.com
or Travis@lostbrain.com.
NEW! Classified Ads
Our new classified ads are offered on a MONTHLY basis at a cost
of only $1. Can you even freaking believe we're willing to sell
ads for $1? Neither can we sometimes.
The run-of-site classified ads will receive 1st-quarter-page
placement on every page on LostBrain.
PLUS! All classifieds will be included in the bi-weekly editions
of the LostBrain email newsletter, with more than 500 subscribers.
Each ad will feature any text message, 60 characters or less,
formatted as a link to your website.
Example:
Sponsored Links:
When purchased, your classifed ad will be posted within 24hours.
To buy an ad, there are two options:
1. Paypal: Please write the text of your ad in the message section
of the paypal form, or contact
us with the text after you've paid.
2. Or contact us for other
payment options.
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