Work For Us
Positions:

• Columnist

• Copy Editor

• Associate Editor

• Cartoonist

• Weekly News Recapper

• Designer

Qualifications

Perks!

Hello, interested human being*

Thank you for your interest in LostBrain. Listed below are the ways that you and your family can help make LostBrain a better place.

Positions:

Columnist
We really, really need weekly columnists. Think Dave Barry on speed. Writers with an edge, someone who doesn't think the only humor on the web is a ripped-off Onion headline, or that portable toilet cartoon. If you're the next Sedaris, won't you please let us exploit you?

Copy Editor
If you've read through this site, you're aware that we're in desperate need of a copy editor. However, this is a thankless, boring job that requires looking up things like, "Is shithead one or two words?" (I swear, I'm not making that up - I looked it up the other day).

Cartoonist
If you're tired of putting your humorous drawings on a bathroom wall, consider putting them on LostBrain instead. Advantages include a better smell for your readers, an audience that isn't defecating while reading your work and the slight chance that it will not be covered up by crude drawings of genitals.

Weekly News-Recapper
If you're good at making jokes of the big news stories of the week, this job is for you. If you can make something funny out of "Michigan Man Kills Five, Shoots Self" you've found a calling.

Designer
Can you use Dreamweaver, Fireworks and/or Freehand? Do you have any interest in designing for free to enhance the design of LostBrain? If so, we'll start groveling whenever you're ready.

Qualifications:
If you're genuinely funny, you're hired. If you have previous funny things you've written, drawn or photographed, please send them our way so we can gauge your funniness, and then post them on the site without your approval (kidding).

Seriously, if you're creative and willing to share your work with the online community, you're a viable candidate. For more information on writing guidelines, click here.

Employee Perks:
• We can't pay you. We're in the process of making money with fraudulent scams with Amazon.com, but until then, we're actually PAYING to keep this site going.

• But, if you're ever in the Chicago, New York or the Washington D.C. metropolitan areas, one of our editors would be glad to treat you to french fries. You have to pay for your own burger and drinks.

• PLUS, LostBrain is one of the web's most widely read humor publications, and is also one of the fastest growing-not only in age but in height, as statistics show us that LostBrain's core audience consists of budding European basketball prodigies. Score.

Still interested? Click here to find out more or to apply to a certain position. Sorry, but Canadian residents are no longer eligible (you know who you are).