Maxim Presents: Movies Based on Actual Maxim Headlines

New Line Cinema recently signed a deal with Maxim Magazine to produce films under the "Maxim Presents" banner. These movies will be based on articles from the racy magazine to capitalize on its 2.5 million young male readers.

Several projects are already in the works:

Maxim Presents... Pretzel Sex
Kevin Bacon plays a city boy who comes to a small-town pretzel factory
where sex has been banned.

Maxim Presents... Unleash Her Inner Nympho
A scientist accidentally shrinks sexy Christina Aguilera and injects her into a nun's blood stream. Scandal erupts at the convent when the nun disrobes during Vespers.

Maxim Presents... Sex, War & Dinosaurs
A sexy update of "Romeo and Juliet" with digital dinosaurs.

Maxim Presents... Atomic Sex
Kevin Bacon plays a city boy who comes to a small-town atomic plant where sex has been banned.

Maxim Presents... 3 Girls in a Bed
The sequel to Maxim Presents... In Bed with Tara Reid. Reid is joined by American Pie co-stars Mena Suvari and Shannon Elizabeth on a sexy cross-country adventure. As stipulated by a magical ogre (Shaquille O'Neal), the girls must travel from Los Angeles to Philadelphia without ever getting off a customized mattress.

Maxim Presents... Voodoo Sex
Kevin Bacon plays a city boy who comes to a small-town voodoo parlor where sex has been banned.

Maxim Presents... Maxim Magazine(tm) Hair Color For Men
A young man incorporates personal grooming into his regular routine of sex, sports, beer, and gadgets--with negligible results.