"But wait ... is this product
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Good question, Dan. Soapy Dick Pill
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basic elements found in nature, including that old
soap standby ... Lava! Side effects (including nausea,
diarrhea, intestinal bleeding and extreme reproductive
dysfunction) have been found in less than three-quarters
of potential Soapy Dick Pill users.
But don't take our word for it! Listen
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