The Incredible Shrinking President

Mild-mannered ex-president, Bill Clinton, was playing golf one day when he decided to take his 12th "mulligan"—of that hole. Just as he dropped the ball, justice rained down from above.

Some say it was God's way of punishing Bill for disrespecting the game. Some think it was a powerful burst of gamma rays from outer space. Others wonder if it was yet another way Clinton planned to get into women's pants. Or, maybe it was just a temporary flare-up of an old case of VD.

No matter what the cause, the result was clear. Bill Clinton, once 6'2" tall, now stood only 7 millimeters high.

MicroClinton was born!

 

At first, MicroClinton (MiniBill to his friends) was overwhelmed by his own tiny stature.

Even his favorite activities were very difficult.

Browsing porn on the internet posed huge challenges...

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-Travis Daub