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Jun-26   Oh... NO!... Shit...No! NO! 1 new of 31  PINKYETTIE
Jun-26   For the Love God! This is Not Happening! 2 FATTY023
Jun-26   I... I.... Oh Dear God! 1 WJF2
Jun-26   My Wife's Gonna Kill Me 1 ABFABLIZ
Jun-26   Any Hot WorldCom Babes Out There Wanna Talk? 1 JESSE5441
Jun-26 Would Somebody Please Tell Me What's Going On? My Internet's Been Down All Day! 3 INTECH
Jun-26   Anyone know why the AC's been turned off on the 6th floor? WTF? 3 new  MFAZI1612
Jun-26   Know of anyway to get a gun without going through the waiting period? 8 new  SUMAIRA1
Jun-26   Need a window to jump out of? Mine's always open! 1 new of 4  BLACKWELLGC
Jun-26   Is management doing enough to support diversity at WorldCom? 3 LUCKY_CHARM1
Jun-26  

ABFAB's wife is gonna kill me

6 JACKSON9977
Jun-26   Anyone heard of any job openings out there? 17 Sullivan
Jun-26   Sullivan: No, you fucking idiot. This is worst the economy has been in, like,100 FUCKING years. And no company in their right fucking mind is gonna hire frauds from WorldCom 1 MAHREEN
Jun-26   FIRST! 1 SHAUN730
Jun-26   MAHREEN: Didn't have to be so rude 1 Sullivan
Jun-26   Sullivan: Yes, I did. That's what you get for being the CFO of this company, fuckhead 5 MARILUZ4
Jun-26   Mass suicide in the main conference room. First 50 there get extra $10,000 on life insurance 5 MANISHTEWARI
Jun-26   It's not over yet! We can still pull this company out from bankruptcy! We can shock the world, become a global leader again, make huge profits. Let's Fight For It! Who's with me!?! 7 Sidgmore
Jun-26   FUCK OFF, SIDGMORE!! 1 Everybody
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