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"Flava-ful" CNN Headline News

According to a New York Daily News report, an internal CNN Headline News memo recommends writers use a slang dictionary to add new "flava" to headlines and ticker copy. Among the approved hip hop phrases: "jimmy hat," meaning condom; "fly," meaning cool; and "ill," meaning the state of Illinois.

From the CNN Headline News ticker:

Popping caps in asses reported in mountainous region on Afghanistan-Pakistan border. Al Qaeda agents and U.S. troops believed to be in the shizznit

P. Diddy pal Marta Stewart ratted out by shorty: stockbroker's assistant to testify against that schemin' beeatch

Entertainment Holla! Val Kilmer to play big-dicked mutha John Holmes in upcoming joint

Birthday shout-out to Sting who is a busted-up 51 today

Ex-Enron bling-blinger Fastow burnt for fraud, surrenders hisself

 

 

- Matt Schneiderman

 

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