function item(title, link, desc, date) {
	this.title=title
	this.link=link
	this.desc=desc
	this.date=date
}
items=new Array(
	new item("Eight Questions They Should Have Asked Barry Bonds", "http://www.lostbrain.com/sports/questionsforbonds.html", "Nobody's Buying Bonds", "200502242336"),
	new item("Lets Crack Gmail!", "http://www.lostbrain.com/opinion/travis/gmail.html", "Cause it's freakin' fake.", "200404020111"),
	new item("Martha Talks", "http://www.lostbrain.com/entertain/brandon/marthatalks/", "I'm innocent you #ucksticks!", "200403090057"),
	new item("Please see the attached zip file", "http://www.lostbrain.com/features/travis/virus_sim.html", "It's not a virus, so relax.", "200403040051"),
	new item("What to say when the SEC calls.", "http://www.lostbrain.com/news/wcom/", "The WorldCom call scripts", "200403022358"),
	new item("The Rise and Fall of Worldcom", "http://www.lostbrain.com/features/travis/wcom-chart.html", "Illustrated in blistering 2-D!", "200403022357"),
	new item("Needed: Naked Harvard Students", "http://www.lostbrain.com/news/lynn/harvard.html", "Come pose naked for your new campus magazine", "200403010111"),
	new item("Play the Oscars Drinking Game", "http://www.lostbrain.com/entertain/patrick/oscars-drinkinggame.html", "No Shirley Temples!", "200402270122"),
	new item("Passions: The Lost Ending", "http://www.lostbrain.com/entertain/passions.html", "With 20% more antisemitism", "200402270121"),
	new item("Let John Ashcroft inspect your undercarriage, to save your nation from GAY MARRIAGE!", "http://www.lostbrain.com/opinion/travis/gaymarriage.html", "Don't accidentally marry a man", "200402250055"),
	new item("ENRON Reborn!", "http://www.lostbrain.com/norne/index.html", "ENRON is back, and they renamed it!", "200402200142"),
	new item("Tragedy, as seen through the eyes of a NexTel Subscriber", "http://www.lostbrain.com/opinion/brandon/nextel.html", "Blurrp!", "200402191859"),
	new item("Jack Stick Is Driven to Satisfy You", "http://www.lostbrain.com/opinion/travis/stick.html", "Reelect Jack Stick", "200402190048"),
	new item("DRUDGE: Kerry Outsourced Blow Jobs to Africa!!!", "http://www.lostbrain.com/opinion/travis/sludgereport.html", "That Naughty Boy", "200402130158"),
	new item("It's Bill Clinton, but he's the size of a flea.", "http://www.lostbrain.com/features/travis/microclinton.html", "Microclinton", "200402112136")
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