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This year, something incredible occurred at every
college and NFL training camp across the country:
Despite one of the warmest summers on record, NOT
ONE 300+ pound college or pro football player
succumbed to heat stroke or heart attack, surely a
record.
Was it the lack of ephedra pumping through their
veins? Hardly. Were coaches taking it easy on their
players? Not at all. In fact, they were given free
reign to drive their bulls harder, faster and longer
than ever before.
WHAT WAS THEIR SECRET?
That's right, the Super Strap. The first jockstrap
guaranteed to prevent the wearer from death due to:
• Heat stroke
• Dehydration
• Heart Attack
• Erection
The Super Strap is lined with a patented alien-like
cooling gel that constantly stays at 34¡F, guaranteed.
No matter how hot it is outside, your genitals will
be ice cold inside. This stuff is so cool, you'll
think it's ice cream .
No More Painful, Life-Threatening
Erections!
The cooling gel will then seep into your blood stream,
traveling directly to your heart and brain, keeping
your entire body cold and refreshed. You might never
sweat again*.
No More Uncomfortable Heat Stroke!
Which Means No More Dying on the
Football Field!
Which Means No More Lawsuits!
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Act now, and we'll even throw
in a limited edition Super Strap Bobblehead:
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So, if you're tired of dying while
playing in warm temperatures, wear what the pros wear.
Super Strap comes in small, medium
and lineman.
Available in the freezer section of all Champs Sports.
Do Not Eat Alien Gel. If consumed,
rush to nearest emergency room.
* If sweat develops while wearing super
strap, rush to nearest emergency room
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